Teacher: Were learning the ABC today.
Student: Miss, can i go toilet please?
Teacher: No.
Student: Okay.
5 mins later..
Boy: Can i go toilet now please miss?
Teacher: In a minute.
Student: Okay miss.
Minute later..
Student: Can i go now?
Teacher: Say the ABC first.
Student: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Teacher: Where's the letter P?
Student: It's running down my leg miss